Let's see, we've had unisexual lizards and modesty-protecting swimsuits, it must be time to step into the wayback machine for some ancient sex.

Archaeologist finds 'oldest porn statue'.

Over 7,000 years old, depicting a man and woman practicing the world's oldest intramural sport. They even named the male half of the statue, which is described as an 8 centimeter lower half of a man.

"This is such an interesting discovery," said Dr Sträuble, "as these figurines are not stylistic, but realistic.

8 centimeters? That ain't realistic around here, bucko.

Posted by: Ted at 06:05 AM | category: SciTech
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1 Uh Huh!Suuuuuuuure,Ted!HEHEHE

Posted by: Russ at April 13, 2005 09:52 AM (ObxzR)

2 *8 centimeters? That ain't realistic around here, bucko.*

Clearly, you never met my ex Kip. Or Andy. Or ...

Posted by: dawn at April 14, 2005 09:12 PM (Dh1V0)

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