November 19, 2004

I think soccer is boring

Wouldn't it be more interesting if they played by "Aztec" rules? You know, where the losing team gets ritually sacrificed at the end of the game. I'd watch that.

Posted by: Ted at 05:03 AM | category: Square Pegs
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1 Better idea...

Use 1/2 of your team, cut the size of the playing surface by 3 or 4 square miles and freeze it, then pick up a stick and put on some skates...

Maybe then we'll call it a real sport.

Posted by: Rob @ L&R at November 29, 2004 03:23 PM (k+p3Y)

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