I have a special gift. I kill comment threads. For a while there, I felt hurt by that, because nobody ever responded to my comments, and if I left the first one somewhere, the little number '1' sat there like a tombstone, telling the world that Ted killed another potential conversation. After a while I moved right past the unsettled feelings and began to enjoy it. I kill comment threads. I'm a serial comment thread killer. I wonder if there's a program for that? I wonder if I would bother to go?

Posted by: Ted at 08:39 AM | category: Square Pegs
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1 Yay Ted! Everyone needs a special talent!

Posted by: Susie at April 18, 2004 09:35 AM (sf0L+)

2 your sick.... woot

Posted by: Mookie at April 18, 2004 12:34 PM (ZjSa7)

3 i do that too!

Posted by: annika at April 18, 2004 11:41 PM (PCv13)

4 I think it's more like you have a tendency to voice the truth that no one else was intelligent or quick enough to articulate, and potential commenters are thinking, "Yeah, man. What he said!"

Posted by: Dawn at April 19, 2004 12:00 PM (9B1bj)

5 Dawn, you must be right. Ow! My hat doesn't fit anymore.

Posted by: Ted at April 19, 2004 12:39 PM (blNMI)

6 My grandmother said that everyone has a special talent. Mine is playing minesweeper. I once finished the expert game in 26 seconds.

Posted by: buckethead at April 19, 2004 01:41 PM (dqO+A)

7 Oh good! I thought killing comment threads was just me. So glad I'm not the only one!

Posted by: mapgirl at May 02, 2004 12:52 PM (j+MRS)

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