October 17, 2005
Oink!
This weeks Carnival of the Recipes is up over at
Blonde Sagacity, and it's a special edition. The focus is on pork, because those politically correct nitwits in England banned Piglet!!! What's next, Lassie?
... oh jeez, I don't wanna know when *that* edition of the Carnival comes out!
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I never would have believed it.Not even from the Brits.Let's put the shoe on the other foot shall we?Sorry but your not liking pork offends me.I DEMAND that you eat some right now!What's that?!You say it goes against your beliefs?Oh but you don't mind asking others to give up theres.How typically hypocritical of you.
Also,a question;Is that really Ala?In a word....DAMB!!!!!
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Via Email
Worth passing along:
Ever wonder what the difference between prison and work is?
Just in case you ever get the two mixed up, this should make things a bit clearer.
IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.
Have a Great Day at WORK!!
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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It's even funnier if you actually work in jail ;-)
Posted by: Gir at October 17, 2005 06:51 AM (rG/jf)
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You probably make more friends in prison too.... primarily because they also have no life.
Although these friends you may not want.
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Sounds great, but they left a couple key points out. You can't really make an informed choice without knowing that:
AT WORK... You can quit your job whenever you want.
IN PRISON... You get out when you convince a parole board that you've really, really changed. Depending on what got you in prison in the first place, and on just how forgiving the members of the board are, and on whether your state's judicial system has limitations on parole - well, that might be a while.
AT WORK... Getting f*!ked at work means you got edged out of a promotion, or stuck with a bad assignment, or blamed for someone else's idiocy.
IN PRISON... Getting f*!ked means actually getting f*!ked, in an uncomfortable place by the guy with the most cigarettes and anyone he loans you out to.
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Almost forgot
I was feeling so lousy on Friday that I didn't mention that my review copy of MaddenNFL 2006 arrived.
Neener neener.
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October 16, 2005
I like it, I love it, I want some more of it
Just saw the first-ever shootout in Washington Capitals history, and they beat the Tampa Bay Lightning 3-2.
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I wasn't a fan of the concept of the OT shootout until the '94 Olympic gold medal game...I couldn't even sit down watching that, I was so excited, and I didn't even care who won.
Posted by: nic at October 16, 2005 10:12 PM (l+W8Z)
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I don't know if you've seen the commercials but the NHL has been advertising on primetime television. I suppose they'll try anything to get the fans back. :-)
Posted by: Cindy at October 17, 2005 07:07 AM (vg5qz)
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It is an exciting way to deal w/OT AND save wear on their old warhorses called players.
I'm upset because in NYC MSG Corp has monopolized all broadcast of NHL games and so I've not seen 1 yet!
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The center wasn't the only guy bent over today (updated)
Fantasy football, and two, repeat
TWO of my starting wide receivers didn't play today. Both were game-time decisions, so thanks guys, for giving me a little warning. I'm glad the Steelers lost (Hines Ward), and I wish the Bengals had too (T.J. Houshmandzadeh).
Serves (half of) you right, dammit.
Update: Somehow I'm hanging in there. Now I need Edgerrin James to have a great Monday Night and the rest of the Colts to fall off the face of the planet, and I might just pull this one out.
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Millions More Miscount
There was a time when the National Park Service would provide an estimate of the crowd size for events held on the mall in Washington DC. After being criticized for not sufficiently inflating the estimates to soothe the egos of various organizers, the parks people did an intelligent and reasonable thing. They declined to provide crowd estimates any more.
That made everyone happy. The National Park Service no longer had to deploy people to "count" the crowds, and they deftly sidestepped various complaints ranging from bad mathematical skills to racism.
The organizers of various events were happy too, because now their "official" numbers were, in fact, official.
Yesterday was a classic example. After hearing reports throughout the day about "thousands massing at the mall" or "a throng numbering in the thousands", the Nation of Islam released their official crowd count at 1.8 million people.
I'm happy, because now I know for sure that every estimate I hear from these events is complete and utter bullshit.
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You hit the nail right on the head,Ted.The newscasters where touting "hundreds of thousands" yet the reporter on NBC from the scene said "tens of thousands".The last comment at the end of the story said "While the numbers can't be confirmed,Metro states that during the course of the day over 375,000 had ridden public transportation".Well what the hell is THAT supposed to mean?I don't reckon there's a chance that any of those people had anywhere else to go,huh?By that reasoning I could say that the Air and Space Museum MUST have gotten 375,000 visitors yesterday.At best there where "lots" of or maybe "a bunch of" people.
You can usually tell which news crews are sucking up to these lib organizations too because they're the ones who never show any scanning or panoramic shots of the crowd.
However,all of the wide open space,absolutly no-one in line for the toilets and all of those lonely,empty,unused chairs speak a different story.
All of this is no different than the "Million Mom March" or more appropriatly "The Hundred Mom March".I still rmember Jim Vance from channel 4 news trying his best to stir up interest in this laugh riot.The number of people was so small that they never even did a follow up story that evening.I suppose there was nowhere to put the camera where it wasn't obvious that the whole thing was a big joke and that nobody was interested in their "message".
Of course none of this actually suprises me as lib organizations are notorious for making up statistics on everything from gun control to "global warming".Facts mean nothing to these people.
Posted by: Russ at October 16, 2005 03:14 PM (ObxzR)
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It is the National Park Service not US parks.
Posted by: john spencer at October 16, 2005 03:55 PM (UwZUf)
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Thanks for the correction John, I updated the post to reflect that.
Posted by: Ted at October 16, 2005 04:02 PM (+OVgL)
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You're not counting the little, invisible aliens FarrahCon sees in his head.
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An Excellent Evening
Last night, I had the extreme pleasure of meeting several local - and one very not-local - bloggers for dinner in Olde Towne Alexandria. John Lanius of
Texas Best Grok got the ball rolling a couple of weeks ago via email, because he would be in town on business, and was wondering if it would be possible to set up a blogmeet.
Besides John, those in attendance included Cat of A Swift Kick and a Bandaid, her blogless friend Matt, Dawn of Caterwauling, Lysander (who is alive and kicking, despite the evidence at his blog), Robert the Llamabutcher, Naked Villainy's Maximum Leader, and Buckethead of The Ministry of Minor Perfidy. Oh, and yours truly.
As usual, it was like getting together with old friends even if most of us had never met each other. The food was good (mine was, I don't recall hearing anyone else mentioning it), and the conversation excellent. Topics ranged from the history of communism to TShirt Hell, and just about anything and everything in between. Four and a half hours later, we settled up and on the way out the conversations continued on the sidewalk out front.
For the locals, Nic has suggested a get-together for a Washington Capitals hockey game one evening. I'm up for that!
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Envy.
The only Munuvian I have met in person (so far) is Simon.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at October 16, 2005 11:19 AM (QriEg)
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Well then, Pixy, get yer ass on over Stateside! You will be treated regally, I promise!
Posted by: Tuning Spork at October 16, 2005 08:47 PM (Kfkyk)
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But that would involve travel.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at October 17, 2005 04:13 AM (RbYVY)
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I guess he's waiting for the age of teletransport or he's waiting for the next 38 months to go bye before he takes another vacation?
Still, I'm jelous too. Some of these peeps are some of my favorites.
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October 15, 2005
Inadvertant Humor
Earlier this week we had the headline:
Avian Flu Found in Turkey
Today we see:
Thousands Attend Millions More March
But of course, this is deliberate:
Rice Fails To Gain Russian Support Over Iran
When the more accurate statement would be:
Russians refuse to change mind despite Rice efforts. But hey, she failed, you know?
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...Noodles preferred as a side dish...
Posted by: Susie at October 15, 2005 12:20 PM (a0oF7)
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If Condie ran for Prez in 08 I would actually consider voting.
Posted by: Russ at October 15, 2005 01:48 PM (ObxzR)
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Things Mookie has learned in college
1. There are about 1/2 ton of termites living for each human being on the planet.
2. Termites fart.
3. Farting releases methane.
4. Methane is a greenhouse gas.
5. Therefore, killing termites can stop global warming.
(Chemistry in Context: Applying Chemistry to Society, 4th edition, page 125)
Hand me that aerosol can of bug spray, would you?
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By coincidence, I have a termite inspection coming up in a couple of weeks. I'll ask the guy if he spots the little bastards by their flatulence.
Posted by: CGHill at October 15, 2005 03:55 PM (tEfsQ)
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Random *and* Pointless, because I'm dedicated to giving you more
You do realize that there's a salty side and a not-salty side to a Pringles, don't you?
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So which side do you lick first?
Posted by: Stephen Macklin at October 15, 2005 08:35 AM (ics4u)
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Ramona Pringle? Lick whichever side she wants!
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October 14, 2005
Happy Birthday!!!!
Oldest daughter Robyn turns 21 today! Yay!
Don't do anything stupid.
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Happy Birthday, Robyn! Do everything I would do, and then some.
That should keep you sufficiently passed out until Thanksgiving!
Posted by: dawn at October 14, 2005 03:40 PM (jFpDX)
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Oh don't worry, it will be a fairly tame night. Someone already called and gave me advice on how not to have a hangover...haha. Besides, my roomie is only 19 so since we are hanging out with her tonight, we will stay outta trouble
Posted by: Robyn at October 14, 2005 04:03 PM (PKzS4)
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I think Dawn is a good role model. Happy birthday, Robyn!
Posted by: nic at October 14, 2005 05:01 PM (l+W8Z)
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Happy Birthday Robyn!
Ted: Are you saying "Don't do anything stupid" to the commenters (because she's your daughter) or to Robyn, 'cause it's her birthday?
Posted by: Oorgo at October 14, 2005 06:10 PM (lM0qs)
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Happy Birthday, Robyn!
I spent my 21st birthday in basic training. Hope you have a better day than I did!
Posted by: Tuning Spork at October 14, 2005 10:09 PM (I1rgZ)
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Robyn's one of the brightest people I've met, Oorgo. She's probably more responsible than all of us put together -- we don't have to worry 'bout that one!
Nic? We need to go get into trouble away from the young'ns.
Posted by: dawn at October 15, 2005 11:51 AM (Dh1V0)
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Hey...just a head's up...My birthday was great. And I will have everyone know I didn't even get sick
and there is hardly any hangover here
I am proud of myself
Dad: No stupidity was had
Posted by: Robyn at October 15, 2005 12:45 PM (PKzS4)
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So slanted that it falls over into a deep murky pit of its own stupidity
I feel like hell, which means that y'all get to listen to me rant. And boy, did I find a doozy.
Let's start with this headline:
Sea farmers struggle to save kelp from predatory urchins
Cool. I think I like sea farmers. All high-techy and stuff, feeding the hungry millions in our world. Check out this promising start to the story:
Not many farmers wear wet suits to work. But Tom Ford isn't running your average ranch. Instead of a tractor, he drives a motorboat. And rather than chase away insects and rodents, he fights off prickly sea urchins.
But something starts to smell fishy in the very next paragraph, when you find out that Tom's "farm" is all of one acre. Seems that Tom, along with other biologists in Southern California, are struggling to restore the great kelp forests to the coastal waters of Southern California.
Now, I don't have a problem with that, because kelp is an incredibly useful plant, as the story goes on to explain. It provides fish with an underwater habitat that allows them to thrive in great numbers and even when it washes up on shore it's a boon for beach critters like crabs and birds.
I bet those bastard humans have destroyed it, right?
But in the last 50 years, frequent episodes of warm-water El Nino have devastated kelp, which thrives at lower temperatures. California and Alaska are the only two places in the Northern Hemisphere where giant kelp grows.
Oops. Maybe not.
Scientists say humans also are to blame for kelp's demise because they pollute the ocean and overfish the urchins' natural predators--lobsters, sheep-head fish and sea otters.
Sorry about that. I forgot to provide a warning about the obligatory "it's all our fault" paragraph. I guess I should feel bad, because I do love to sit down to a nice sea otter steak. Sheep-head fish? Not on any menu I've ever seen.
But we're fighting back. According to the story, they've spent millions of dollars in their effort to restore the kelp beds. Results?
Only two acres of kelp were restored in Southern California from 2001 to 2004, say environmental groups that spent $2.5 million in state and federal grants.
But it's hard work. Here's how the intrepid "sea farmers" (translation: tree-huggers) fight back:
Armed with a rake and mesh satchels, he and volunteers purged the area of purple, red and white urchins--bagging 25,000 last year alone.
Got that? They artificially manipulate an ecosystem in a wholesale and arbitrary manner, because they're like, you know, protecting the environment. The paragraph after that even includes a gratuitous and totally unsubstantiated scary anecdote.
So far, we've learned that they've spent millions of dollars fighting the ecological effects caused by a cyclical change in the environment of an entire hemisphere. In three years, they've restored two acres of kelp forest, at a cost of over one million dollars per acre. They've also destroyed hundred of thousands of living creatures during that time, because they're not the "right" kind. Ok, I'm assuming that they destroyed them, because if they just collected them and then dumped them into another area, then that's two different places where they've drastically altered the ecosystem. Which way is better?
This quote just seals it:
"If you go into a kelp forest, the place is swarming with fish," said Paul Dayton, a marine ecology professor at Scripps Institution of Oceanography. "Take out that kelp and the fish won't go extinct, but they'll be much rarer because they don't have the habitat. ... We should protect it just on the grounds that it's for our grandchildren.
These people are supposedly scientists. Why do they righteously insist on preserving a single snapshot of the living, evolving, ever-changing world we live in?
I swear, if environmentalists had been around at the beginning of the universe, they'd have protested against God himself for destroying all the nothingness when he created the world.
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Predatory sea urchins - are those like sea-going versions of some Dickensian pre-adolescent pickpocket?
Posted by: buckethead at October 14, 2005 01:13 PM (ztNrs)
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Just imagine the smog and environmental devastation caused by the Big Bang!
Posted by: Stephen Macklin at October 14, 2005 01:22 PM (UquFN)
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I smell sequel! Sebastian as Fagin:
"Under the sea.
Under the sea.
Everything's better,
When you bring leather
wallets to meeeee."
Posted by: Ted at October 14, 2005 01:24 PM (+OVgL)
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wait a second, you said they are "fighting the ecological effects caused by a cyclical change in the environment of an entire hemisphere".
But previously you post that "Scientists say humans also are to blame for kelp's demise because they pollute the ocean and overfish the urchins' natural predators--lobsters, sheep-head fish and sea otters.".
Which is it, cyclical change, or change caused by human pollution and overfarming?
Posted by: Oorgo at October 14, 2005 03:56 PM (lM0qs)
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Oh wait, you're saying El Nino caused the cyclical change right? What exactly caused el nino and the warming of ocean waters, dare I say... pollution and global warming? Oh I know you love those words, face it, you know you do.
Posted by: Oorgo at October 14, 2005 03:58 PM (lM0qs)
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LOL El Nino has been around longer than man, my friend. Those pesky laws of thermodynamics, don't'cha know.
Posted by: Ted at October 14, 2005 04:05 PM (+OVgL)
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I like making haphazard guesses based on non-fact, I learned that ability from your President.
Posted by: Oorgo at October 14, 2005 04:30 PM (lM0qs)
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But they're
doing it for the children.
cogito penuriosus oorgo sum bardus
Posted by: chris hall at October 14, 2005 05:13 PM (laRRX)
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I bet you're talking about WMD. Ignore the fact that they found them. Not heaping stockpiles of them, but some were discovered.
I won't mention that I don't cheat people out of money, and that maybe I could learn something from your current government. Glass houses, my friend.
Posted by: Ted at October 14, 2005 05:26 PM (+OVgL)
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well played sir! Touché
Posted by: Oorgo at October 14, 2005 05:43 PM (lM0qs)
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Oh and Chris, c'mon... if you call me an idiot in a language that takes me 20 minutes to translate, I call you pretentious.
Posted by: Oorgo at October 14, 2005 05:55 PM (lM0qs)
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Seems t'me that trying to change a place into someplace that doesn't change is kinda neurotic.
Posted by: Tuning Spork at October 14, 2005 10:24 PM (I1rgZ)
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Save the Sea Urchins!!!!! Stop Ecologists Now!
Posted by: Susie at October 15, 2005 12:11 PM (a0oF7)
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This is not my story
If it were, I'm not sure I would tell it.
“I was driving my wife’s car the other day and saw a little round thing in the cupholder, thought it was a cigarrette lighter. I looked at it, it had a little handle you turn and push down so I thought, yeah, it’s a lighter, I wonder what the wife is doing with this- she don’t smoke. So I pushed the button down to see if it still worked and maced myself. It weren’t any damned fun, I’ll tell you that.”
Thanks to Random Nuclear Strikes for the pointer.
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Recommendation
If you wanted to have the KFC chicken dinner last night, don't.
Uh oh. Gotta run.
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Posted by: Maelstrom at October 14, 2005 08:32 AM (V0o94)
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awwwww, sorry to hear your sick. Hope you feel better soon!
Posted by: michele at October 14, 2005 08:41 AM (6W55a)
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:-( feel better soon!!!!!!!
Posted by: Cindy at October 14, 2005 02:21 PM (vg5qz)
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For me, it's
always the chicken. Maybe I'm unusually sensitive to it, but it's gotten so that I won't eat chicken that I didn't cook myself if I have anything planned for the following day.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at October 14, 2005 11:16 PM (wY2sK)
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Everything's better with a redhead
Derek is a mad genius.
(click to add bacon, Dave would've wanted it that way)
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October 13, 2005
Office Refrigerators
At my old worksite, there was the
nog. At the current one, the fridge is full of whipped cream and beer.
Psychology paper? Coffee table book? Either way, there's an opportunity here.
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Where exactly do you work??? Sounds familiar....we always have beer in the fridge here. That's what happens when there's Happy Hour once a week.
Posted by: Blogeline at October 13, 2005 12:35 PM (YMz4J)
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Inquiring minds want to know what your colleagues are REALLY doing with that whipped cream. I doubt they're topping off the beer with it.
:-)
Posted by: Cindy at October 13, 2005 01:06 PM (vg5qz)
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Something to look at
Check out these beautiful
galleries of photographs taken by
Amy's anti-Mother-in-Law (must be a Krypton thing).
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Holy mackerel, those are GORGEOUS!
--TwoDragons
Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at October 13, 2005 11:28 AM (NVG96)
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Beautiful pictures.
Colorado is the only other state in the country in which I could see myself living long-term. Too bad Texas had to sell it to the United States when we joined the Union.
Posted by: JohnL at October 13, 2005 12:30 PM (YVul2)
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I've been on that train...
That's all down in the southwest corner of the state (near the four-corners area). I don't get down that way much, but it is, as you can tell from the pictures, an exceptionally scenic area of the state.
Posted by: Derek at October 13, 2005 04:59 PM (FloaD)
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Damn, now I want a Double
Click for biggie size
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October 12, 2005
Have you seen the softer side of Sears?
*checking trash can*
Yep.
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Star Cards - 11
Someone was kind enough to scan and post a whole heap of Players Cigarette cards. This particular set of 85 cards is of Actresses, and were released during the late 1930's (from clues like "her latest film was...").
I'll post one of these every once in a while, with a couple of simple links to IMDB.com or a bio if I can find one. You might be surpirsed at some of the familiar names you'll see. The category is "Star Cards" (over on the right column), and you can click there at any time to see all that I've posted. Hope you enjoy.
(in the extended entry)
more...
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