December 19, 2005

Snippet redux

Yesterday:

Wife: They cleared another patch of woods on Minnievale.

Ted: What?!?!? Jeeezus, what are they building now?

Wife: Another church.

Ted: This area is going to hell.

We looked at each other and started giggling.

Posted by: Ted at 05:38 AM | category: Square Pegs
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1 ... and now I'm giggling too.

Posted by: BLUE at December 19, 2005 10:35 AM (hDMsP)

2 Once, when my wife was not yet my wife and not fully up to speed on my sense of humor, we drove past a church.

The sign in front of the church was something on the order of "First Freewill, Full-Gospel, Apostolic Foursquare Baptist Church of Jesus Savior."

I turned to my wife and said, sadly, "You know, I bet they don't even realize they're heretics."

Rather than nodding politely, ignoring me, or laughing, my wife said (as if to a slow child) "Well, of course not."

Posted by: buckethead at December 19, 2005 11:07 AM (ztNrs)

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