I was heading home from work and just pulling into the local school to vote, when this radio commercial came on:

Young Lady: Dad, do you love me?

Dad: You know I do.

YL: Would you do anything for me?

Dad: You know I would.

YL: Would you run into a burning building for me?

Dad: Of course. *chuckles* Do you want to borrow the car?

YL: No Dad, I want you to get a colonoscopy.

I almost hit the car next to me as I parked, I was laughing so hard. Yepper, Dad, nothing says "I love you" like taking one up the ol' exhaust pipe.

Do it for the children.

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a SPACE FOOD STICKS banner?

I'm gonna be ill.

Posted by: Rob@L&R at November 08, 2005 04:24 PM (on28s)

2 Rob, I recommend a colonoscopy.

It was a banner I whomped up for the last Carnival of Recipes I hosted.

Oh, and I can't visit L&R because something there causes my PC to hang!

Posted by: Ted at November 08, 2005 04:30 PM (+OVgL)

3 Colonoscopies and elections go together like cameras and KY jelly 'round these parts. I mean, should we vote for the asshat or the asstwit? I exercised my apathy and decided I didn't give a shit either way.

Posted by: dawn at November 08, 2005 06:20 PM (Dh1V0)

4 I voted for the independent, Potts.

Posted by: Ted at November 08, 2005 08:12 PM (+OVgL)

5 If you love your offspring you'll get a colonoscopy in a burning building.

... er... what was the question?

Posted by: BLUE at November 10, 2005 01:08 PM (hDMsP)

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