December 17, 2007
The graduation ceremony for Old Dominion University was held in the arena where ODU basketball is played (called "the Ted"... no relation). Before the ceremony started the concession stands were open, because the U isn't going to miss a single opportunity to make a few bucks.
So the very first speaker says:
I would like to remind everyone that this graduation ceremony is an event that deserves the utmost dignity.
To which Jeff replied:
You blew that when you decided to sell nachos.
That exchange barely topped my wife Liz, who zinged Jason with this one:
Jason: I have a 60 inch television.
Liz: Sorry to hear you have a little penis.
Jason was speechless, although no one could tell because we were all howling and rolling on the floor.
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