August 14, 2006
...something like Jeffrey Dahmer's life story, set to Loggins & Messina.
Opening scene, music comes up as "mom" and "dad" arrive home from hospital carrying their new baby:
People smile and tell me I'm the lucky one,
And we've just begun...
Later there can be a scene reminiscent of Risky Business, where a grown Jeffrey dances his way around the kitchen in his underwear, bopping to "Your Momma Don't Dance" as he restocks his fridge and freezer (if you know what I mean).
Closing scene. An ordinary house in a quiet neighborhood, lit by flashing police lights. A crowd of people stand around out front, wondering why that nice young man was arrested. And the closing music gradually rises over the people's murmering voices:
Oh, help me if you can, I've got to get,
Back to the house at Pooh Corner by one,
You'd be surprised, there's so much to be done,
Count all the bees in the hive,
Chase all the clouds from the sky...
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