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December 20, 2003

Classic Trashy Movie Titles

I talked about movie stars appearing in less-than-memorable movies, and now I'll list some wonderfully crappy movie titles. Once again these are courtesy of Video Hound's Cult Flicks & Trash Pics.

Also, titles preceded with an asterisk are ones I've seen. I love these kinds of movies, although, to quote the hound: "An inspired title doesn't necessarily ensure an inspired movie."

* Assault of the Killer Bimbos

Attack of the Killer Refrigerator

Avenging Disco Godfather

The Beautiful, the Bloody and the Bare

* Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens

* Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death

* Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things

* Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

Ferocious Female Freedom Fighters

Gore-Met Zombie Chef from Hell

* Hillbillys in a Haunted House

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

* I Dismember Momma

* I Spit on Your Grave

* Mars Needs Women

Oversexed Rugsuckers from Mars

* Pecker

Please Don't Eat My Mother

Rabid Grannies

Rat Pfink a Boo-Boo

The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here!

* Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Satan's Cheerleaders

* Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-A-Rama

Three on a Meathook

Posted by: Ted at 08:20 AM | category: Cult Flicks
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1 I've only seen Assault of the Killer Bimbos, Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death, and Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-A-Rama. I'm just not keeping up...

Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 20, 2003 10:21 AM (jtW2s)

2 Hmm. I've never seen any of these. (Though I do know that Pecker is a John Waters film.)
Hey, I saw Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (and even wrote a song about it) when I was in High School. Does that count?!

Posted by: Tuning Spork at December 20, 2003 07:43 PM (fRIQH)

3 Hubby once saw a cheesy German flick called "The Killer Condoms"... It was literally about condoms that bit your wanker off when you put them on--I think. I was asleep at the time, so you'll have to Google it up for info, but I do know it exists...

--TwoDragons

Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at December 21, 2003 01:05 AM (LlHvv)

4 Oh cool! You included my all time fave for best trashy B-movie title: "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death".

Yes I did look. Yes I am strange. Quit looking at me like that. ;]

Posted by: Ironbear at December 22, 2003 02:00 AM (xBrqg)

5 Here's a couple funny titles to look for as well. Zachary Winston Snygg's "The Bloody Video Horror That Made Me Puke On My Aunt Gertrude", and of course, "Caress Of The Vampire 2: Teenage Foot Ghoul-A-Go-Go".

Posted by: VideoTrash at March 08, 2004 05:26 PM (kC/Mi)

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