January 28, 2004

Composed on the way to work this morning

Four-wheel Driving Fool

(sung to the tune of Hootie & the Blowfish’s – Only Wanna Be With You)

Look out the window,
Nasty weather outside,
LetÂ’s climb in my SUV
And go out for a ride.

Snow and ice?
AinÂ’t no big thang,
I bought this big olÂ’ jeep,
To make up for my wang.

AinÂ’t no weather too cruel,
IÂ’m a four-wheelinÂ’ fool.
I rode the short-bus to school,
IÂ’m a four-wheelinÂ’ fool.

(There should be more, but I expect that by this point the idiot will be ditch-bound.)

Posted by: Ted at 08:03 AM | category: Square Pegs
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