1 Do these really exist, or are you just fantasizing? Because if you're just fantasizing, I might try to make Zombiegeddon.

2 Real movies, Victor, each and every one.

Independent Horror is very much alive and kicking.

3 I've seen a couple of those, and had all but one of them on "my list".

4 I give you: cannibal woman in the avocado jungle of death (with Shannon Tweed and Bill Maher). Not a horror film, but a great title.

5 Just happened upon another for you (from today's NY Times):

Another neglected Eurotrash classic resurrected - in an extremely good print - by Mondo Macabro DVD, "Girl Slaves of Morgana Le Fay" is a 1971 French softcore sex and horror film that might have been directed by Jacques Rivette and written by Jean Cocteau. Obliquely based on the legend of King Arthur's half-sister, the sorceress, the picture takes place almost entirely within a remote chateau, where Morgana (Dominique Delpierre), employs her ancient wiles to recruit a young tourist (Mireille Saunin) into the ranks of her female love slaves, all gifted with immortality. To keep things lively, Morgana's court also includes a psychotic dwarf (Alfred Baillou) with an excessive fondness for eyeliner and a lust for revenge.

Despite the ultra low budget, and the apparent inability of the cameraman to create a single atmospheric shot, the film - the first to be directed by Bruno Gantillon - develops a real sense of mystery and fantasy, chiefly through a theatrical stylization of movement and dialogue (choral forms predominate) that casts a spell not unlike Mr. Rivette's celebrated "Céline and Julie Go Boating," which "Morgana" predates by three years. A genuine curiosity, presented here with appropriate respect and illuminating supplementary material, including Mr. Gantillon's short film "An Artistic Couple." $19.95. Not rated.

6 RP, as for Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death, I reviewed it here:

http://rocketjones.mu.nu/archives/011797.html

Another great title is "Nice Girls Don't Explode". Pretty good movie too.

I'll have to check out that Mondo Macabro. Thanks for the tip!

7 My pleasure! How about Roller Blade Warriors Taken by Force? Have you seen that one? Same kind of thing as Avocado.

I will certainly check out the review.