This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or neighbor!!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

Posted by: Ted at 11:54 AM | category: Square Pegs
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1 very good!

Posted by: Key at May 06, 2004 06:54 PM (Tq1a4)

2 So very, very true. As the great Homer Simpson once said, "Women: can't live with 'em... pass the beernuts."

Posted by: House of Payne at May 06, 2004 07:34 PM (KA8kD)

3 LOL!! Your great at stuff like this! I still send "Rules For Dating My Daughter" to friends with daughters (or sons)!

Posted by: Tuning Spork at May 06, 2004 09:02 PM (FsDiJ)

4 Wish I could take credit for this one, but I found it on my rocketry newsgroup.

Posted by: Ted at May 07, 2004 07:16 AM (blNMI)

5 That is so not true.
I don't even like chocolate.

Posted by: Blogeline at May 07, 2004 08:39 AM (O27QY)

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