September 24, 2006

Muse Strikes

It seems that once again, I have been inspired by one of the lovely ladies of the blogosphere. Yet truth be told gentlemen, when are we not?

Hmmm... reread that last. Apparently Velociman has his hand in the ol' inspirational link as well.

Back on point:

The friars made extra money for the monestary by growing beautiful flowers to sell.

They also grew man-eating plants to protect their gardens.

One day, some village children strayed too close to the gardens and were eaten by the man-eating plants. The outraged villagers confronted the friars and demanded that the man-eating plants be destroyed. The friars refused.

The villagers went and got Hugh. Now Hugh was the village blacksmith, and the biggest and strongest man in the village.

Hugh went to the monestary, destroyed the man-eating plants and chased the friars out of town.

Moral of the story: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.


Groan elsewhere.

Posted by: Ted at 08:30 AM | category: Links
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1 Cute, but I liked the suicidal bunnies better ;-P

Posted by: Gir at September 24, 2006 11:23 AM (z/Tjm)

2 ugh. ou, the PAIN.

Yep. That's a goodun.

Posted by: Mad William Flint at September 24, 2006 05:19 PM (irwyS)

3 LoL! I thought that was hysterical!

Posted by: michele at September 24, 2006 08:05 PM (ABDoP)

4 I'm SO glad I didn't have a mouth full of coffee right about now...

--TwoDragons

Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at September 25, 2006 10:31 AM (B6Gxl)

5 Ted, I keep trying to update my personal info for comments (email addy and site URL changed) and it won't let me, because for some reason it thinks the words "c o m t w" (without spaces) is something taboo. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over?!

Can ya help a girl out, here...? :-)

--TwoDragons

Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at September 25, 2006 10:37 AM (B6Gxl)

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