1 That's assuming, of course, that they're allowed to glimpse that section. I think most of them will find their "forevers" to be in the, uhm, "smoking" section.

2 Okay, what'd he say this time...?

3 That town in Pennsylvania that voted out the Intelligent Design school board? Ol' Pat said that, if they had some bad luck happen like a natural disaster, well, they could pray to God, but if he didn't help them then it was their own fault for kicking God out of their town.

4 What a schmuck!The trouble with most evengelical "christians" is that they don't know nearly as much about God or his word as they claim to.If Robertson did he would know that when God mentioned things like "For such men are false apostles,deceitful workers,transforming themselves into apostles of Christ.And no wonder, for Satan himself keeps transforming himself into an angel of light.It is therefore nothing great if his ministers also keep transforming themselves into ministers of righteousness.But their end shall be according to their works" at 2 Corithians 11:13-15 and also "Not everyone saying to me,"Lord, Lord," will enter into the kingdom of the heavens, but the one doing the will of my Father who is in the heavens will.Many will say to me in that day,Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and expel demons in your name, and perform many powerful works in your name?And yet then I will confess to them:I never knew YOU!Get away from me,YOU workers of lawlessness" at Matthew 7:21-23 that he was refering to people like him.
Speaking of passages,here's another Pat should heed at Matthew 7:1-5 "Stop judging that YOU may not be judged;for with what judgment YOU are judging, YOU will be judged; and with the measure that YOU are measuring out, they will measure out to YOU.Why, then, do you look at the straw in your brother’s eye, but do not consider the rafter in your own eye?Or how can you say to your brother,"Allow me to extract the straw from your eye";when,look!a rafter is in your own eye?Hypocrite!First extract the rafter from your own eye, and then you will see clearly how to extract the straw from your brother’s eye".
Blah,blah,blah......I could go on all day and into the night about what's wrong with idiots like Robertson.
Before I cap this off I offer another passage for Robertson.Before deciding that someone elses prayers are not good enough perhaps you should heed what is said at Matthews 6:5-7 where it states:"Also,when YOU pray,YOU must not be as the hypocrites;because they like to pray standing in the synagogues and on the corners of the broad ways to be visible to men. Truly I say to YOU, They are having their reward in full.You, however, when you pray, go into your private room and,after shutting your door,pray to your Father who is in secret;then your Father who looks on in secret will repay you.But when praying, do not say the same things over and over again, just as the people of the nations do,for they imagine they will get a hearing for their use of many words"
I wonder who it is that is answering Mr.Robertson's prayers after all?