September 15, 2003

Rocket JonesÂ’ Great Random Google Junket

Ok, for reasons I talked about below, I didn't do the Junket last night. I do need more suggestions folks, so keep it up. The comments are down below, just leave a word, any word. And we'll see what back alley we wind up in, eh?

Tonight's words:
Snorkle - from LeeAnn
Ricochet - from Tuning Spork
Nyquil - from Jennifer
and a special request from Victor for

1. Snorkle + ricochet - IÂ’m not going to post any links for this combo, because the first several were all about ATVÂ’s. Go figure.

2. Nyquil + ricochet - brought up two uninteresting sites, the first is a message board where we read "Tanks Ushiro. I tink I will ricochet back to bed now and hug my Nyquil..", and a site where we can learn all about a singer/songwriter from Taos, New Mexico, whoÂ’s written songs titled Nyquil Blues and Ricochet. Mike, you've just been Rocket Jonesed. Do you think I'd be pushy if I asked for a percentage of future gross?

3. nyquil + snorkle - this is a natural, eh? Only one travel hit, and we learn "They use mint liqueur and it tastes like Nyquil!"

Which brings us to 4. Stevespurriercantcoachhiswayoutofapeepeesoakedpaperbag - which against all reason brought up zero hits. Being the persistant type, I slightly edited the search criteria to "Steve Spurrier coach paper bag" and whattayaknow... 258 hits.

This is typical: "Can Steve Spurrier coach his way out of a wet paper bag, or is it back to the NCAA for him?" I saw similar sentiments on more than one online betting site. Looks like heÂ’s not convincing people that he can coach in the NFL.

So there you have it. Leave a word. Be amazed and amused. Besides, it keeps me off the porn sites.

Posted by: Ted at 08:43 PM | category: Google Junket
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1 Word suggestion: ostentatious (hey, it was either that or flatulence) oh, how about ostentatious flatulence?

Posted by: John at September 15, 2003 09:05 PM (Sqh6n)

2 quagmire

Posted by: Jennifer at September 15, 2003 09:11 PM (E9paH)

3 Can't decide between "lucky" and "safety." I didn't really think this would be more fun then Jennifer: Skin or Other?

Posted by: Victor at September 15, 2003 09:20 PM (FNHVL)

4 I agree about the Jennifer game, but everyone wanted real rules and stuff, and she's already told Bill "no chest shots". I'm doing my charming best to change her mind, but no luck so far.

Posted by: Ted at September 15, 2003 09:25 PM (2sKfR)

5 Hey Ted, Thanks for commenting on my blog today. I sent you a private e-mail.

Posted by: tasberry at September 15, 2003 10:20 PM (J65d5)

6 jejune

Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 15, 2003 11:01 PM (LBXBY)

7 proximity

Posted by: Susie at September 16, 2003 01:42 AM (SM1Wt)

8 splice And I thought the Jennifer contest ended due to lack of interest.

Posted by: Jennifer at September 16, 2003 01:54 AM (rZmE1)

9 Heh, you wish Jen.

Posted by: Ted at September 16, 2003 07:09 AM (2sKfR)

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