December 02, 2007
Scars Are Sexy
Ladies, don't correct me if I'm wrong about that.
Yesterday I had a spot of skin cancer removed from my face, and now I have 5 stitches. All I need is a couple of bolts sticking out of my neck and I'll be set.
In the future, I'll refer to it as what happened when I got into that knife fight.
Posted by: Ted at
01:08 AM | category: Square Pegs
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Tell everyone it's a Heidleberg Scar ( http://media.www.mainecampus.com/media/storage/paper322/news/2006/02/13/Style/Facial.Scars.The.Original.Body.Mod-1610670.shtml ).
Posted by: Victor at December 03, 2007 09:28 AM (1oGDT)
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I used that joke all day today (looking for a Heidleberg University shirt), and had to explain it every time.
Thanks for being sharp there!
Posted by: Ted at December 03, 2007 03:36 PM (yRolC)
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damn right, every scar has to have a better story made up about it than is truly attached to it.
Posted by: Derek at December 04, 2007 12:40 AM (hIdE8)
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Whoa. Dang. I need a better story for the burn I got cooking turkey. Perhaps I'll tell them I had some cancer removed. Better than telling people the oven door slipped out of my hand while I was taking the turkey's temperature with my mother crowding me.
I hope you are doing better! (And have fun with the family over the holidays!)
Posted by: mapgirl at December 04, 2007 10:34 PM (3JAdr)
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