December 23, 2005

Simple Solution

So Italy issues an arrest warrant for 22 American CIA agents.

What will probably happen is that we'll ignore it, but wouldn't it be fun instead to kidnap a bunch of Italian aid relief workers in Iraq? Demand a dismissal of the charges or we'll make them sit in a cold room and listen to disco or something equally evil. Trust me, the Italian government will cave.

Posted by: Ted at 03:25 PM | category: Square Pegs
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1 Ooh! Ooh! I've got it! They can be forced to listen to Mariah Carey performs the AC/DC catalogue. Or Richard Clayderman performs a tribute to Black Sabbath!

Posted by: Silver Blue at December 24, 2005 08:40 AM (J+yO6)

2 Heh, I heard Tom Lehrer and the Clancy Brothers. If ya like (and if I ever find my microphones) I'll make a recording and post it next year!

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Odd that.)

Posted by: Tuning Spork at December 24, 2005 05:49 PM (Ae/is)

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