Driving through Norfolk yesterday:

Me: Look! The sign says they need a bartender. I could do that again.

(driving by and noticing that the place looks a little "rough")

Me: I dunno though, a black belt is probably part of the job qualifications.

Wife: A couple of tattoos and get something on your face pierced, you'd be fine.

Posted by: Ted at 04:25 AM | category: Square Pegs
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1 Either Mrs. Ted really loves you, or you've got a nice-sized life insurance policy

Posted by: Victor at April 29, 2005 07:45 AM (L3qPK)

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