We found this chair at work. More precisely, we noticed it one day. It just kind of appeared, and nobody knows exactly when it arrived or who it belonged to.

It's similar to your standard office chair with dark blue fabric and dusty black plastic frame. We pretty much agree it's what they call a "manager's chair", because it has the high back and arms typical of that style. But there's something besides the back and arms that tells me it's a chair for management. The seat has this odd, indentation, that I've never seen before. It's designed that way too.

We have theories about the reason for it. I'll list three of them here:

1. The indentation prevents the manager's voice from being muffled when he's making a command decision.

2. It's designed to hold the overflow when the manager wets himself upon discovering the catastrophic consequences from one of his decisions.

3. The indentation relieves stress on the neck when the manager is in the typical managerial position.

So what do you think? Give us your thoughts, theories and conjecture. Be creative and entertain us.

PS. if you know what it's really for, we'd like to know that too.

Posted by: Ted at 09:37 PM | category: Square Pegs
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