May 30, 2006

The Road To Hell Is Lined With Google Search Terminals

Remember, Google is Satan your friend.

Among the results returned for "Candy Baby Jesus":

Amazon sells a Nativity Chocolate Candy Mold set. Oops, "not available". Dang, 'cause that was just about perfect for when the Pope drops in and you want to offer him a little something sweet. I'm unclear on the etiquette here, would you nibble the savior feet first or head first? I think it would be funny to make one of these and gnaw the heads off of all the figures. Oh, and use white chocolate... hey, I just played the race card!!! Go, me!

Mapgirl, I'll save you a seat. Look for me near the boiling lake of blood.

Posted by: Ted at 07:02 PM | category: Links
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1 What? I'll put a marshmallow on for you. I'm sure I'll be standing next to quite the nice BAF throwing lots of accelerant on it. Hasn't Buckethead warned you yet about my pyro skills?

Oh my! We're going straight to H-E-double hockey sticks. Won't it be fun?

Posted by: mapgirl at May 30, 2006 10:29 PM (G/4gm)

2 I'm so sick of hearing about G--gle that I silently refer to it in triplicate using Jan Brady's irritable "Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!" voice.

Posted by: dogette at May 31, 2006 07:19 AM (wN2Jx)

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