March 30, 2006

Why I could never be a lawyer

iPod lawsuit.

Me: You never realized that piping music directly into your ear at high volume could damage your hearing?

Plaintiff: No.

Me: Wow. You're stupid.

Posted by: Ted at 05:12 AM | category: Square Pegs
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1 And weren't the Sony Walkmen out looong before the iPods? Gee, I never realized that blasting Aerosmith on my JBLs in the 70s could hurt my hearing! And how about the boom cars now? I sit in traffic next to those and my hearing is affected. I want mah money. Heh.

Posted by: dogette at March 30, 2006 10:48 AM (0ckUk)

2 That's right dogette, I remember back in the 80's blasting Iron Maiden's "Number of the Beast" loud enough through my earbuds that people around me were annoyed. We could get some big time back pay from these audio companies in a multi-company multinational class action lawsuit!


Posted by: Oorgo at March 30, 2006 11:15 AM (lM0qs)

3 Yeah, it must be really annoying when people play their radios/ipods/walkmans/whatever so loud that you can actually make out the song they're listening to. Good thing I'm deaf.

Posted by: Tuning Spork at March 30, 2006 09:48 PM (uo59e)

4 You could be a lawyer. You'd just have to remember to say, "Wow. You're stupid" really LOUD.

Posted by: Jim - PRS at March 31, 2006 04:05 AM (njBz/)

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