August 31, 2004

Naw, it isn't weird

Sarah asks if it's weird that the word "sniper" is a turn-on?

Now for those less militarily-inclined ladies, I'll mention that I have one of those sexy TS clearances, and that all personal detail-filled emails sent to the address on the sidebar will be held in strict confidence.

Just sayin'.

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Yahoooooooo!

You should probably replace the "yahoo" above with your favorite exclamation of pleasure (other than "Oh God, YES!" maybe).

I noticed last night that someone found Rocket Jones by googling "Jets Cheerleaders Hot" or some combination of same. So I wondered where I'd rank on the list for "Jets Cheerleaders".

Congrats to Denita of Who Tends the Fires, for showing up #1 on google for anyone looking for Jets Cheerleaders. Cindy at Dusting My Brain is at number #7, and I'm at #14, which ain't too shabby. As Mookie would say, "Woot!"

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August 30, 2004

Oooooh Goody!!!

A caption contest over at Who Tends the Fires, so sharpen your wits and funnybones, and go to town. I've already disconnected the smoke detectors in my house, because I'm doing some serious thinking on it.

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Striking

Over at Q & O (happy birthday guys!), McQ posts a moving and devastatingly effective rebuttal to a comment that I thought cut right to the heart of the matter concerning the Swift Boat Veterans ads.

Until I read the comments, where one Viet Nam veteran summed it all up in as perfect a way as I could ever imagine:

"If Kerry loses, that will be the parade that we never had."

John Kerry is paying for his actions upon returning from the war.

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Things you won't hear on the news

I understand the concept that news is a business, and bad news sells, which is good business. That helps explain why you'll seldom see this kind of good news on progress in Iraq.

Warning: there's a lot of good news.

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Seven is like, so mystical, I mean, it's like, ya know, mystical - updated

Seven also happens to be the number of new Munuvians added this weekend by our overworked and underappreciated uberlord host, Pixy.

Welcome and Yay to:

Flibbertigibbet
Drama Queen
Mediocre Fred
Dairy Diary
Ravings of a Corporate Mommy
Nouvel
Deja Vu

Stop in and say hellow. Say hello even.

And the cycle begins anew:
The Lyrics of Life in LA

Darn, did I forget to pick my robe up from the cleaners?

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PDA blogging tools

I found this link-filled list of products that let you post to your blog from your PDA. Many are free, and I may be checking these out and posting reviews.

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August 29, 2004

It's still growing, what can we do?!?!?!

Stop cringing, it's not another cult movie review. I'm talking about the list of people joining in on the second annual Inter-Munuvian Hockey Whoopass Jamboree!

Newest additions are:
Heather - St Louis Blues
Dr Funk - Ottawa Senators
GEBIV - Buffalo Sabres

Already part of the fray:
Victor - Washington Capitals
Helen - Dallas Stars
Daniel - Atlanta Thrashers
Gir - Calgary Flames
Pogo - Calgary Flames
Cindy - Montreal Canadiens or New York Rangers or New York Islanders (not sure yet)
Frinklin - Vancouver Canucks
RP - New York Rangers
Tricia - Atlanta Thrashers
Nic - Washington Capitals
Kin - Anaheim Mighty Ducks
Ted (yours truly) - San Jose Sharks

Still waiting to hear from:
Steve - Carolina Hurricanes?

Wanna play? It's easy, click here for details.

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August 25, 2004

Hockey Whoopass Jamboree Update and Roster (so far) - updated

Last year, we were four. This year, we have expanded more than Nate Newton's waistline after a visit to the all-you-can-eat buffet, and like Nate, we want more, more more! So come on, join in the fun.

For those unfamiliar with the concept, here are the rules for the second annual Inter-Munuvian Hockey Whoopass Jamboree:

  • You're not required to be a Munuvian to play.

  • Declare your team, and place their logo somewhere on your front page. It's ok if more than one person wants the same team.

  • When your team plays someone else's in the Jamboree, then the loser must display the logo of the winner on their page for 24 hours.

  • Send me money each time you win or lose and by next season I can afford season tickets.
  • Simple.

    This season's lineup:
    Victor - Washington Capitals
    Helen - Dallas Stars
    Daniel - Atlanta Thrashers
    Gir - Calgary Flames
    Pogo - Calgary Flames
    Cindy - Montreal Canadiens or New York Rangers or New York Islanders (not sure yet)
    Frinklin - Vancouver Canucks
    RP - New York Rangers
    Tricia - Atlanta Thrashers
    Nic - Washington Capitals
    Kin - Anaheim Mighty Ducks
    Ted (yours truly) - San Jose Sharks

    Still waiting to hear from:
    Heather - St Louis Blues
    Steve - Carolina Hurricanes?

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    August 24, 2004

    Odds and ends

    Lots going on, maybe more later.

    Happy Birthday to Daniel, who's comments didn't work for me so I couldn't make it timely or personal. Have a link, and I hope you had a great day.

    For now, the Second Annual Inter-Munuvian Hockey Whoopass Jamboree is picking up the big mo', with lots of folks signing up for the season.

    Lastly, I've been playing with a new design for Rocket Jones over at the Skunkworks. It's not quite done, but give it a gander and leave comments. Let me know what you think, like and don't like (I have a thick skin, so be critical). I've heard there's a problem in Mozilla with column creep, so let me know if you see it too. This also nicely fits in with work, where I'm formally learning HTML, XHTML, Java, XML and PHP (and lots of other confusing acronyms eventually) on their dime.

    Almost forgot, Cindy, the banner is for you.

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    August 21, 2004

    Mutant Ant Colonies and Badass Cows

    No wonder the Aussie's are so freakin' tough.

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    August 20, 2004

    AWOL

    That's Alcohol WithOut Liquid.

    The user chooses which alcoholic spirit will be used and the alcoholic spirit is loaded into a diffuser capsule in the machine. The oxygen bubbles are then passed through the capsule, absorbing the alcohol, before being inhaled through a tube. The resultant cloudy alcohol vapor is then inhaled from the end of the tube via a device that converts liquid to vapor.

    They claim that you can't get very drunk with this method because it takes 20 minutes to 'inhale' a shot. I know people that can get ripped on three drinks in an hour. Another claim they make is "no hangover", which also sounds bogus to me since the alcohol is still getting into your bloodstream, regardless of the path it takes.

    Sorry, but this doesn't impress me as anything more than a gimmick. When I drink (rarely), it's because I enjoy the taste. Inhaling a Dewars on the rocks just wouldn't be the same, and if I'm drinking for effect (even more rare), I prefer a little ceremony with my buzz. Tequila, lime and salt please - and the salt is optional, unless I'm lucky enough to be doing body shots.

    Oh yeah, they also advertise it as "low calorie and low carb". Jeez I am so sick of that crap.

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    August 19, 2004

    Lynx

    My spell checker said the title was ok.*

    Three to go onto the blogroll (actually, two new and one who used to be but got taken off when he was supposed to become a Munuvian but he never really moved and what's up with that?):

    The Meatriarchy.

    Starfighter.

    Pogo's World.

    Go say hi.

    *Yeah, I'm recycling old old old titles from my Blogspot days. Next I'm gonna go out and hug a tree. It balances out, because of all the ozone I destroyed this afternoon spray painting a new rocket.

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    You do watch Angry Kid, don't you?

    Second season here!

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    August 18, 2004

    They tries to play trickses on usssss

    Spotted on a Yahoo group today:

    This is an FYI for anyone who might not have noticed the new feature in Yahoo's targeted marketing strategies....as Yahoo has not gone yodeling in the valley -- let alone on mountaintops -- about this software. I am neither condemning nor condoning this feature. You must decide for yourself whether you want to participate in this type of data snagging.

    Yahoo updated its Privacy Policy to include a gimmick known as "web beacons." They're used to compile marketing information by tracking Yahoo users around Yahoo and the web. From their description, it's an updated/intrusive expansion of cookies. Yahoo's explanation: << Yahoo! uses web beacons to access Yahoo! cookies inside and outside our network of web sites and in connection with Yahoo! products and services. >>

    If you don't want Yahoo to track your web surfing habits and log your mail reading habits, you can deny them the right to use web beacons.

    TO TURN OFF WEB BEACONS:

    View Yahoo's updated privacy statement.

    Roughly halfway down the page, in the section titled "Outside the Yahoo! Network," there's a blue hyperlink marked, "click here" -- which brings you to a page acknowledging that you successfully opted out for that browser.

    CRITICAL: You must opt out for EACH browser you use. In other words, if you opt out for -- say -- Internet Explorer, but you also use AOL, Opera, Netscape, and Safari, then you must also opt out for AOL, Opera, Netscape and Safari by going to the opt-out hyperlink while using each of those browsers.

    Also, there's a vague remark about opting out on each computer you use. If you use separate computers to log into Yahoo (e.g., work and home, or home and laptop), opt out for each browser installed while logged into your various computers. Yes, this doubles your work (possibly triples it, depending on how many computers you use), but unless you follow through, you're leaving the door open for them to track your surfing and mail reading habits, in conjunction with Yahoo cookies, for Yahoo products and services.

    After you click the "opt out" hyperlink, pay careful attention to the "Success" message on the next page. There's a "Cancel Opt-out" button. If clicked, you will UNDO your opt-out.


    If you use Yahoo, give 'em a swift kick in the Marketing Department and Just Say No!

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    Olympics fun

    Light a torch and run around your front yard.

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    August 17, 2004

    Google is your friend

    Steve the Llamabutcher says in my comments:

    "A motto to live by--if only babel fish could translate into latin!"

    Well, my meaty, woolly and snippy friend, we don't need no steenkin' babel fish, eh? (I do believe I covered most of the Americas in that single sentence).

    So "It may suck, but it's my suck" translates into (drumroll please):

    Enim Combibo, Solum Mei Combibo!

    Translation courtesy of Sunsite and their java-based Latin-English/English-Latin translator. Any and all mangling of grammar is purely my fault (where's John Cleese when you really need him?). Automatically majestic just for being latin.

    It reminds me of a bit I saw Buddy Hackett do, where he visited the Pope and asked some embarrassing question. And the Pope replied "Abscondi Obesii Illegitimo", which translates to "Get outta here, you fat bastard".

    And I'd be remiss without mentioning Anonymous Kyle and his comment. You have too much time on your hands, amigo. Go count something.

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    Enjoy a little technological animated coolness

    Thanks to the Carolina rocket guys for the heads up to this "Inside tour of an operating Rolls Royce jet engine". In fact, I'm just going to quote Bill S:

    Yes, this is off topic but most of this crowd will find it cool to watch.....there is most definitely combustion and thrust! :-)

    This is a seriously cool shockwave flash animation. Whomever put this together deserved their pay.

    Keep an eye on the right side of the display to see the operating parameters at each stage, and also down on the lower right where a red bar shows where you are inside the engine. There are some text comments that flash up below the play controls.

    Has sound. Low res is about 2.1Mb, hi res version is almost 5 mb, so it may take a while to load on a dial-up connection. Broad band - no problem with streaming.


    I almost titled this "Suck. Squeeze. Bang. Blow." Go check it out and you'll know why.

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    August 16, 2004

    Case Art

    An artist friend of mine was inspired by one of my rockets to paint his PC case and monitor (not the screen part, silly) with that fleckstone spray paint. It looks like something out of the Flintstones. Pretty cool.

    On the internet, I've seen PC cases constructed out of clear plexiglass, out of lego and other interesting materials. My dad used to build 'executive' PC cases out of cherry, oak and mahogany for HP, but this case is a true work of art, and I want one sooooo bad.

    Many thanks to the Flea Ethereal for the pointer.

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    August 15, 2004

    Another addition to the Hot Jets

    Wegglywoo adds still another international flavor to the official Rocket Jones Blogger Bowl 2004 cheerleading squad. She asked, I invited, and that's all it takes.

    Stevie, of Caught In The XFire!
    Emma, of Miss Apropos!
    Lynn S., of Reflections in d minor!
    Heather, of Angelweave!
    Kat, of Mostly Fluff!
    Nic, of Shoes, Ships, and Sealing Wax!
    Susie, of Practical Penumbra!
    Mookie, of MookieRiffic!
    Helen, of Everyday Stranger!
    Gir, of Your Moosey Fate!
    Tink, of Flitting Here and There!
    Sarah, of Trying To Grok!
    Blogoline, of Blogoline's Journal!
    LeeAnn, of The Cheese Stands Alone!
    Denita, of Who Tends The Fires!
    Jennifer, of Jennifer's History and Stuff!
    Cindy, of Squipper!
    Lemur Girl, of... uh, Lemur Girl!
    Dawn of Caterwauling!
    Big Hair, of Left & Right!

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