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Posted by: Ted at 05:58 AM | category: Balls and Ice
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My Video is on google videos! Woo. Let me know what you think about it.

The people in it are my friends: Molly, Shannen, Diedre, Renee, and Shae.

Posted by: Mookie at 12:48 PM | category: Links
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From Dustbury:

And if you thought HD in radio meant the same thing as HD in television, think again:
"Quite honestly, it doesn't stand for anything," said Peter Ferrera, president and CEO of the HD Digital Radio Alliance. "The concept was somewhat of a steal from HD television, where viewers know it means better quality."

Posted by: Ted at 08:42 PM | category: SciTech
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1920's Slang Dictionary.

Thanks to the gang over at Babble-on.

Posted by: Ted at 06:19 PM | category: Links
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You've all seen the "face" on Mars. You may have heard about the recent debunking, where higher resolution photographs showed that it was, indeed, a natural physical feature. You probably didn't hear about the barking mad conspiracy theorists who're convinced that NASA is satan and they want to hide the evidence of extraterrestrial life (ignoring the fact that finding ET would mean a huge expansion of space exploration funding).

So, here's a nifty 3D animation from ESA (European Space Agency) showing the "face" and what it really looks like from various angles.

Thanks to Transterrestrial Musings for the pointer.

Posted by: Ted at 05:28 PM | category: SciTech
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Unlike here. The title refers, of course, to whatever universe Tom Cruise is living in.

Tom Cruise has filed a $50-million lawsuit against Holesome Fun Incorporated, the world's largest manufacturer of sex toys, over the company's alleged unauthorized use of his image on its new Mission Insertable butt plug.

No, really!

That's the difference between "stars" and us little people. Me, I'd be rather honored to think that people would pay money to stuff my likeness up their ol' wazoo. I'd hope to be smart enough not to raise a big fuss too, thereby opening myself up to reporting like this:

Mr. Cruise is also demanding "the immediate and complete withdrawal" of the Mission Insertable butt plug...

Immediate? Selfish bastard, at least wait until I'm finished.

(almost forgot, found this thanks to the crew over at Babble-on).

Posted by: Ted at 07:02 PM | category: Links
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1 I think it might be too much to ask Tom to be proud of it, but he sure as heck should have ignored it. This is bound to turn into jokes on Letterman.

Posted by: owlish at October 22, 2006 08:52 PM (bKTlm)

2 Nice find, Ted. It couldn't have happened to a nicer dude than Tom Cruise... and it was almost like it was a setup, no? Like they NEW what a big fuss he would make, thus giving them much more advertising than they could ever hope for.

Owlish: I don't think they can say "butt plug" on tv, can they? Or not American tv

Posted by: Oorgo at October 23, 2006 01:57 AM (1JIkb)

3 Heh. I just got "Holesome Fun."

Posted by: Victor at October 24, 2006 07:35 AM (DC+XA)

4 I think I hurt my kidney laughing at this.

Posted by: Elisson at October 24, 2006 02:42 PM (JIz6P)

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Yeah, that word is used too often, but in this case it correctly applies.

Check out this video.

Thanks to Ian for the pointer.

Posted by: Ted at 02:29 PM | category: Links
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Funny and oh, so true.

President Bush said that if illegal immigrants want citizenship they'd have to do three things: pay taxes, hold meaningful jobs, and learn English. Bush doesn't meet those qualifications. -- PJ O'Rourke

Read the rest at Q&O, neither party is spared.

Posted by: Ted at 07:24 PM | category: Links
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Unobtrusive, yet not quite grasping the concept.

Getting into a hockey goalie's head. Here's a snippet:

I sat in 101, Row D, seat 11...right next to the [Carolina Hurricanes] Canes entry, behind their bench.

1st period: Semin unloads a wicked slapshot that Ward can't handle. End of the 1st period, as the Canes come off the ice, I tell Ward, "Semin's gonna light you up in the 2nd."

2nd period: Semin scores again. Ward comes off the ice. "I told you what was going to happen..."

Read the rest, it's priceless.

Meanwhile, over at the Parkway Rest Stop, Jim has been reading Hillary Clinton's letter to Nancy Pelosi:

Right off the bat, I’m going to appoint Barbara Walters as the White House Chief of Staff. Can you imagine anything funnier than hearing her say, “Madam Pwesident” and “Madam Vice-Pwesident” every day? ROTFLMAO!

I'll second that. ROTFLMAO!

Posted by: Ted at 05:06 PM | category: Links
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Origami Underground (Not really Work Safe), as a friend said "funny, yes, but I'm midly horrified".

Posted by: Mookie at 09:37 PM | category: Links
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Here's a nifty list of haunted places, arranged by state and locale.

Posted by: Ted at 11:42 PM | category: Links
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Oh man, I needed this.

Posted by: Ted at 10:41 AM | category: Links
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I can at least link to something.

The Misadventures of Hello Cthulu.

Thanks to Random Nuclear Strikes for the pointer.

Posted by: Ted at 05:19 AM | category: Links
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Ken Brashear's virtual drum kit.

Posted by: Ted at 04:44 AM | category: Links
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Whoa!

Talk about cool stuff right there.
I'm too lazy to actually write much more then this at the moment, so have fun. I'm gonna go burn my eyes out by playing with the link some more.

Posted by: Mookie at 03:16 PM | category: Links
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The suspect shot and killed a deputy, shot and killed a police dog, and shot and wounded another deputy before being surrounded by 10 SWAT officers. Then he raised a gun...

"I suspect the only reason 110 rounds was all that was fired was that's all the ammunition they had," [Polk County Sheriff Grady] Judd said. "We were not going to take any chance of him shooting back."

Burn in hell you swiss-cheesed cop killer.

Posted by: Ted at 09:39 AM | category: Links
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If you're in Hudson, Wisconsin, be sure to stop by the Phipps Center for the Arts.

Posted by: Ted at 07:16 AM | category: Links
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