November 06, 2005
Snark of indeterminate accuracy
The Left won't begin to take domestic terrorism seriously until Starbucks' start blowing up.
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Posted by: michele at November 07, 2005 08:44 AM (rxsqq)
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The true Leftist
hates Starbucks; it's not as evil as McDonald's or Wal-Mart, but it's still a soulless corporation, and, all else being equal, Ernesto and Snowflake would much rather seek out an independent coffeehouse that buys only certified cruelty-free coffee from free-range beans.
Posted by: CGHill at November 07, 2005 08:46 AM (wmpjK)
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And espresso snobs disparagingly call it "charbucks" (beans over-roasted, etc.), she said, in that special "could it be further off topic" way of hers.
Posted by: dogette at November 07, 2005 10:49 AM (C2txd)
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I never understood startbucks. I just want a cup of coffee. Black.
I feel like I need a manicure to effectively appreciate whatever it is they've got. Mocha frappe latte choco skim cream grande? No thanks. I just want coffee. Black.
As for hanging around in a coffee shop? I don't see the charm. I'd just as soon sit in my car. Alone.
Posted by: Paul at November 07, 2005 12:09 PM (vbP6L)
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I went to a Starbucks drive thru window once (it was a coffee emergency) and I had to explain three times that all I wanted was a large coffee with milk and sugar. They still got it wrong...
Posted by: Susie at November 08, 2005 01:50 AM (a0oF7)
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The first Volvo dealership to up in flames will result in the greatest of oppressive security measures, in my view.
Posted by: RP at November 08, 2005 02:18 PM (LlPKh)
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November 04, 2005
I can forgive the whole nuclear weapon thing, but this is a bit much to ask
You inhumane bastard.
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Y'know, I've always rather liked the Kingson Trio version.
Posted by: nic at November 04, 2005 09:50 PM (l+W8Z)
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Ew.
I just deleted a spam email from "Glamour Shots" for holiday family portraits. Isn't that the company that specializes in sexy pinup style photography?
I feel like I need to go scrub my monitor now.
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November 03, 2005
I was sleeping too much anyway
I'm doing that
National Novel Writing Month insanity.
I haven't decided if I'm going to post chapters as I finish them or not.
Rachael is insisting that my story include zombies. I've been known to write erotica (hey, Penthouse counts dammit!). An interesting fusion idea occurs, but the guys over at the Ministry are already debating related details, so I think (probably) not.
Other folks who are crazy too:
Buckethead
JohnL
Dawn
Barb
Pratt
Brandon
More ink than sense, as my Dad would say.
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Ohh! Zombie Sex! Ah!
Your sick. Your a sick sick man.
At least I know where I get it from. Love ya!
Posted by: Mookie at November 03, 2005 06:45 PM (E2vCl)
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Zombie sex? Sounds like you're using necrophilia as an excuse to crack open a cold one. (Ba-dum-DUM!)
OK, seriously, here's some
inspiration for you.
BTW, joke and link courtesy of my Urban Dead Zombie Horde discussion list. I'm not that clever, or that sick.
Posted by: Victor at November 03, 2005 07:23 PM (l+W8Z)
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Just went to the site 'cuz I thought I might be intristed.
Yikes! That requires almost 2,000 words a day for a month!
Hope yer having fun with it. I wont be...
Posted by: Tuning Spork at November 03, 2005 08:35 PM (KPlUg)
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Ian from EDog's Everything Page is the one who roped me into the madness. He already has over six thousand words. I'm at a lowly 2500, well under the pace I need to sustain.
But hey, what I lack in speed I make up for with crappy writing.
Johno's disavowed any knowledge of Geeklethal and I for what we said about zombie sex.
Posted by: buckethead at November 03, 2005 09:31 PM (Qgvr0)
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That is damned cool, methinks.
I would love to read your results, I say "post 'em!"
Posted by: BLUE at November 04, 2005 01:09 PM (hDMsP)
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Play nicely while I'm occupied elsewhere
I'm really swamped right now between work and school and home life, so posting may be light for a few days. In the meantime, here's a picture for you:
Leave a caption in the comments and who knows, maybe I'll award a prize or something to the best.
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O come all yee faithful...
Deck the hall with balls an Holly fa la, la la lah, la, la, la, la.
Joy to the worl, viagra has come ...
I saw mommy &$^%ing Santa Clause
Posted by: Stephen Macklin at November 03, 2005 08:58 AM (UquFN)
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Oh no, not the dream where I'm trying to inhale a naked Helen Hunt again.
Posted by: Pete at November 03, 2005 09:40 AM (EKMxC)
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"Oh Tan me bow oh tan me bow! Oh naked blonde in front of meeee" (ala O Tannenbaum)
"Well now that you've gotten your Christmas wish little girl, gimme mine! Ooooh YEeeaaah!"
"Fa la la la laaa la la la LORDY JEESUS LOOKIT THE $#(* on THAT one!"
Posted by: Oorgo at November 03, 2005 12:13 PM (lM0qs)
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Awwwwww, come on and duet! Duet! Duet 'til yer satisfied...!
Posted by: Tuning Spork at November 03, 2005 08:45 PM (KPlUg)
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But seriously, where do you FIND this stuff?!
Posted by: Tuning Spork at November 03, 2005 08:47 PM (KPlUg)
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ROFLMAO
Spork, I just collect odd pictures on the net. Been doing it for years. Every once in a while I'll dip into the ol' archives and pull something out that amuses me at that moment.
Posted by: Ted at November 04, 2005 06:36 AM (blNMI)
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"Dammit, she's gonna have to bring up that knee again if I'm gonna hit that high D."
Posted by: CGHill at November 04, 2005 02:51 PM (wmpjK)
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"Holy Crap! They're winking at me!"
Posted by: Collin at November 08, 2005 05:37 PM (FloaD)
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Despite an unfortunate typographical error, the production of Jiggoleto met with rave reviews...
Posted by: John Billerman at March 20, 2006 03:38 PM (RTmtW)
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November 01, 2005
Boo!
Looking at the counters, I see that
Rocket Jones went over 300,000 page visits last night. Thanks to everyone, even you bots.
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Holy Damb!!!!! Why didn't ya say so?I'da worn something nice.
Posted by: Russ at November 01, 2005 08:12 AM (ObxzR)
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I like the banner. But you need a screaming woman too. That would make it super-dooper cool. Perhaps a screen shot of Jaime Lee Curtis from one of the early Halloween movies.
Posted by: The Maximum Leader at November 01, 2005 11:28 AM (jiSuM)
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