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Spank you, spank you very much (sorry, couldn't resist).

Have a wonderful day, because we all deserve it!

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My wife has to work late tonight, which really sucks. But being the shallow type of guy I am, she made sure to ease the sting with gifts. Lots of Valentine gifts.

A couple of weeks ago a box from Amazon showed up at the house and inside was a 12-DVD set called "50 Horror Classics". That was my Valentine's Day gift, and I looked upon it, and it was good.*

Then, last night she presented me with a card, some candy and a copy of The Beast! I talked about the movie here (it's not a horror movie, it's a war movie), and after almost a year of looking in the bargain bins at WalMart for this title, she found it for me**.

I'm a lucky guy, and believe me, I know it.

* I already had about half of these movies in my library, but this collection will allow me to sell off or trade in several DVD's, and with whatever money that brings I plan to pick up this for starters.

** Highly recommended, and for less than $6.00, you can't go wrong.

Posted by: Ted at 11:54 AM | category: Square Pegs
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We're almost done with our romantic look at classic Hollywood moments, ala Rocket Jones.

Now, certain actors possess an undefinable presence. That unmistakable command of any situation, whether it's dealing with love, life or the bad guys. Even something as simple as giving a little fatherly mentoring was done with style and assurance.

The Duke definitely had presence.

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The teen years are all about fun, right?

Depends on which end of the paddle you're on.

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Oldest daughter is taking French as part of her studies in International Business. I told her that when she's taking a test and doesn't know the answer, just write "I surrender".

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It's 30 degrees outside, the wind is howling, and these four poor shmoes are lashed up to the side of the building across the street, washing windows.

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There's nothing like a tender glance to let her know that this is going to be as much fun for you as it will be for her.

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California Yankee (again!) posts links to an article about our unmanned Predator aircraft that fly in support of our troops, specifically, some video clips taken by on-board cameras:

Some of the footage was a clip of Marines under sniper assault during an August battle in Najaf. A Predator responds to a call for air support and fires Hellfire missiles at the building housing the sniper. The building crumbles in an explosion.

Unmanned isn't uncontrolled. Predators are in the skies of Iraq 24/7, remote controlled by their pilots from Nellis Air Force Base, 7000 miles away in Nevada.

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I come from the land of Lorena Bobbitt, but compared to this lady, Lorena was a dream date!

A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

There's just too much there to comment on, I wouldn't know where to begin.

hid it in her mouth?

"that's yours?"

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Lay's has a new flavor of potato chip out - Dill Pickle. They taste exactly like those chips at a picnic that get soggy from the pickle juice running around on your plate. Yum!!! Only problem is, I hope like hell we got a defective bag, because they're so salty you can only eat about 3 chips at a time.

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The most innocent beginnings can blossom into a romantic moment.

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Me.

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Continuing the series. Can you feel the romance in the air?

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1 That doesn't look like Errol to me--it looks more like Orson Wells! Are you sure they got the names right?

Posted by: Susie at February 09, 2005 01:49 PM (MYr06)

2 Of course not, I'm guessing. I've only seen bits and pieces of Gone With The Wind, I thought that was Eroll Flynn. What else was he in?

Posted by: Ted at February 09, 2005 02:54 PM (blNMI)

3 Oddly enough I'm all atingle. TMI?

Posted by: Kat at February 09, 2005 03:32 PM (PwX2K)

4 That looks like Clark Gable moret than Flynn, but it's hard to tell when they both had the little moustache.

Flynn was in 'Captain Blood', a fine swashbuckler movie, as well as Robin Hood, which has great dialog, but is campy as hell. Using fencing foils in the 12th century and the like.

Posted by: Paul at February 09, 2005 03:34 PM (vbP6L)

5 Kat, tingling is encouraged.

Paul, I should have thought about those two. I love the swashbucklers, but it's been a long time since I've seen those.

Posted by: Ted at February 09, 2005 07:34 PM (ZjSa7)

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I came home from work yesterday, putzed around the house a little, picked Mookie up from her after-school activity, ate some leftovers for dinner and went to bed. Slept straight through until this morning.

I must've needed to catch up. That is sooooo not me.

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The second in a series of classic Hollywood pictures, with a Rocket Jones twist.

I'm such a romantic.

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It wasn't exciting, it wasn't thrilling, it wasn't a blowout, it was just a game. How dull. Even the commercials were uninspired.

I've got to give Owens his due, when it's time to play, he brings it.

Someone explain to me again why McNabb is a great quarterback?

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Saint Valentine's Day. Cupid, cards, and heart shaped bits of chalk with sweet words on 'em. In honor of the holiday and the ones we have feelings for, Rocket Jones is proud to present a series of classic Hollywood moments.

Spankings, not just for birthdays anymore.

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Posted by: Ted at 04:21 AM | category: Square Pegs
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The Eagles must have had T.O. sign a waiver for the game, absolving them of responsibility and possibly spelling out penalties on T.O. if he reinjures his leg. The other possibility is that the Eagles or Owens took out an insurance policy for this one game. Terrell Owens is too valuable in the long run to risk a longer term injury, even for the Super Bowl. Him playing without being cleared by the doctors is just stupid, and even though he claims to be ready, his judgement over the years has been less than sterling.

Owens claims that God told him to play. What if God is a Patriots fan?

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