April 06, 2005
50% Off!!!
I heard a commercial on the radio advertising half-off plastic surgery.
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That's like "buy one tit, get the second tit free".
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How does this apply to nose jobs or breast reduction surgery?
Posted by: Brian J. at April 06, 2005 10:01 PM (V04ml)
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A woman in my neighborhood had breast enhancement. While in there, the doc told her if she wanted her eyes done, he'd give her a discount if she got everything done together.
I said to my husband, "What is this? Get one set of eyes done, get the other at 1/2 off?"
The guy was a quack and botched up her eyes... the ones on her face. Too bad. She was all of 36.
I said to my husband, "What is this? Get one set of eyes done, get the other at 1/2 off?"
The guy was a quack and botched up her eyes... the ones on her face. Too bad. She was all of 36.
Posted by: Boudicca at April 07, 2005 12:00 AM (z7nbM)
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Perhaps Tom Green can finally get himself a pair of stunt doubles!
Or,if I get an extension do they have to be parallel or in series?HAHAHA!!!!
Or,if I get an extension do they have to be parallel or in series?HAHAHA!!!!
Posted by: Russ at April 07, 2005 12:04 AM (ObxzR)
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At a meeting today, someone mentioned getting "a hummer for a whole weekend." Imagine the men's dismay when the speaker was talking about the car as an item in a silent auction. 
Posted by: dawn at April 08, 2005 03:57 PM (jFpDX)
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