October 07, 2003

And it didn't cost taxpayers a cent to learn this

A British scientist has calculated the optimum thickness for a slice of cheese to make the perfect cheese sandwich.

Being the mildly lecherous soul that I am, I'd further suggest that the perfect cheese sandwich would be served by LeeAnn in a french maid outfit with an ice-cold beer and a napkin containing one of her weird and wonderful little artwork discoveries.

It is cheese ya know.

Posted by: Ted at 12:21 PM | category: Square Pegs
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1 Cheese goes on sandwiches? Hmm.

hln

Posted by: hln at October 07, 2003 01:55 PM (CWwGn)

2 Okay, who blabbed about my French maid outfit?
I bet they didn't mention the whipped cream... now, that's a trade secret.

Posted by: LeeAnn at October 07, 2003 02:37 PM (HxCeX)

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