Since Susie asked, I have to offer my apologies for not finding "firemen in nothing but red suspenders". Apparently there is a limit to what you can find on the internet, and now I'm getting popup ads that scare me.

But I might have an acceptable compromise or three (in the extended entry, and it's even semi-safe for work)

This is about the best I could do. Notice the fire extinguisher, which I have a problem with (unless it's filled with whipped cream). Do you really want a professional who, just when things get really heated up, jumps out of bed and grabs extra equipment ...wait, that didn't come out right... yells a warning before he hoses you down ...that's even worse... calls Central Dispatch for additional units ... uh, forget I even started that sentence, ok?

Or I could offer to get Susie the list of all the guys who've ordered this book. In a group like that, it seems like there'd be more than a few keepers.

Then again, since giving is better than receiving, I could just give Susie this, and then she could give me a show. Give, give, give, everybody wins. It's the holiday spirit in me, I tell ya.

Posted by: Ted at 07:04 AM | category: Square Pegs
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1 Hey!That's no fair!The girls already got theirs!

Posted by: Russ at December 11, 2004 04:43 PM (tKwxe)

2 At least you tried, darlin'! It's the thought that counts, right?

Posted by: Susie at December 12, 2004 11:01 AM (3nS88)

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