Have you seen that television commercial where the guy walks through a lab and "reads" the ingredients from an anonymous drink? It sounds horrible and even he can't pronounce some of those evil chemicals.

Then he says, "or you can have my favorite, orange juice. Ingredients: fresh air, rain, sunshine."

Damn, that's the ingredients for hemlock too! And marijuana! Or the actual freakin' orange tree itself by that logic. Mmmmm, liquified tree.

Here's a thought, instead of assuming I'm an idiot, why don't you read me the actual chemical composition of OJ, and lets see how many compounds you mispronounce.

I think I'll have a glass of apple juice.

Posted by: Ted at 08:59 PM | category: Square Pegs
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1 Hahahaha, yeah, that marketing bullshit aggravates me too.

Posted by: Maelstrom at August 04, 2005 10:37 PM (h8+48)

2 Watch Out! There's arsenic in apple juice!

(Well, apple seeds anyways...)

Posted by: GEBIV at August 06, 2005 09:57 AM (imGML)

3 I seem to remember an american 'justice' TV show :

"OJ kills!"

Posted by: Stu Savory at August 06, 2005 10:37 AM (n1pEb)

4 J'ever read the ingredients on a bottle of hair spray?

But, then again, you don't eat hair spray...

Posted by: Tuning Spork at August 06, 2005 11:07 AM (cgoUW)

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