Heard from my dad, and thought I'd share some of it with you.

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. This is a great example.

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him an asshole. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a piece of horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a crap.

My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important at my age.

Posted by: Ted at 01:13 PM | category: Square Pegs
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1 First, it was Leann. I told myself, "Never, ever have a drink in hand when you go to Leann's blog."

Then, I had to add Pixy Misa to the list with his ongoing anecdotes about those eee-vil computers (man, I've been there).

There are other blogs I visit dry as well.

Et tu, Ted?

Posted by: Linda at March 11, 2004 07:00 PM (EQSNS)

2 Hmmm. Strong family resemblence, huh?

Posted by: nic at March 11, 2004 07:01 PM (16A49)

3 BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I love yer Dad!!!! (He reminds me of my "Grampy"!)

Posted by: Tuning Spork at March 11, 2004 10:49 PM (FNeP6)

4 I think you should bring your dad over to play.

Posted by: LeeAnn at March 15, 2004 09:26 AM (HxCeX)

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