December 20, 2005
I pulled out my wallet and license, opened my glove box and pulled out the envelope full o' stuff that came with the car (just bought it last week, remember?), turned off the radio and rolled down the window, and waited.
Me: Good morning.Trooper: Good morning. Do you know why I pulled you over?
Now, seriously, is there any answer to this other than "no"? How many people actually admit that they were doing something wrong?
Trooper: You didn't realize that you were speeding and passing people?Me: No sir.
Ok, now we've established that I'm a liar and we both know it. In this situation, it's expected. I've handed him my license and and going through all the paperwork that came with my car. I know that there has to be some sort of registration in there. I find *three* different ones for my old truck, but nothing for this car. The whole time, he's talking to me.
Trooper: You didn't see me? You passed me and I pulled in behind you and paced you for a while as you passed that whole string of cars.Me (still riffling through papers): No sir.
Trooper: You were travelling at speeds up to 75 miles per hour.
Me (all surprised): Really?
Finally, I find something pink that looks official, and it's my temporary registration. I hand it over, he tells me to stay in the car, and goes back to his troopermobile. I do a little mental math (yeah, I can afford the ticket), and laugh at the situation. I'm pissed at myself for being stupid. Did I notice him back there? Of course I did. Did I know he was a cop? Nope. Now, I have a question for him as well. Did he realize that he was my wingman as we strafed that line of fighters parked on the enemy tarmac passed that line of cars? I think not. A wingman wouldn't treat his buddy this way.
The trooper came back and handed me my license and registration. He didn't write me a ticket, just told me to be more aware of what I was doing and what was going on around me. It probably helped that I've only had one ticket in the last fifteen years, and it wasn't for speeding (you don't have to go fast when chasing down feral grannies).
I hope that the kindness was because he was filled with holiday spirit, because it's a little frightening to think that being a clueless idiot excuses that kind of driving. I didn't ask, because sometimes I *do* know when to keep my mouth shut.
I wished him a Merry Christmas and was on my way.
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Posted by: Tuning Spork at December 20, 2005 09:02 PM (mgNeU)
Perhaps it's just 'cause I'm ALWAYS on the lookout for those sneaky unmarked cars...ALWAYS...
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