Actual conversations and comments from my youngest daughter.

Here's where I wish I had multiple sets of eyes so I could glare at more than one of you at once.

Discussing attire for a semi-formal this weekend:

I have formal and I have informal. Maybe I should just wear my prom dress and a hoodie.

In her Physics class with her lab partner:

Partner: Give me a random number so I can solve this quadratic equation.

Mookie: 76.

Partner (after a few moments): Whoa, that's weird. Let me double check that... (more time passes) Holy crap, the answer is 75.9!

Mookie: Tuesday is jello day.

Posted by: Ted at 07:09 PM | category: Square Pegs
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1 *bwahahaha* Having had the glorious opportunity to get to know her in person makes this even funnier!!! You have captured her essence well!

Posted by: dawn at December 15, 2004 09:12 PM (Rgkju)

2 Yeah, her essence is "Eau de Cynical Smartmouth Teenager"

Posted by: Ted at December 16, 2004 07:32 AM (blNMI)

3 "Tuesday is jello day," is some bizarre Mookie code for something, isn't it?

Posted by: Victor at December 16, 2004 09:15 AM (L3qPK)

4 Rainman, Victor.

Posted by: Ted at December 16, 2004 09:37 AM (blNMI)

5 oh yes, Rainman it is.

Gotta buy my underwear at Kmart. Only kmart. Not walmart. Gotta buy my underwear at Kmart.

Posted by: Mookie at December 16, 2004 02:52 PM (ZjSa7)

6 Oh. I've never seen Rainman.

I like my idea better. The spotted cuckoo bird is flying backwards.

Posted by: Victor at December 18, 2004 04:12 PM (etHvD)

7 Yes, but is she an excellent driver?

Posted by: CGHill at December 18, 2004 05:28 PM (AUDQP)

8 LOL CG! Actually, she hates to drive and we can't get her behind the wheel most of the time.

Posted by: Ted at December 18, 2004 09:02 PM (ZjSa7)

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