Dad, upon observing two dead-ass daughters laying around the living room: "It's Mother's Day, you should make mom breakfast in bed."

Girls:

Dad: "Do we have cinnamon rolls? Mom likes those."

Robyn: "Yeah, mom pointed those out yesterday."

Dad: "Probably because she wants them this morning."

Girls:

Dad: "Someone should go into the kitchen and make Mom some cinnamon rolls. He said pointedly, with a hint of suggestion in his voice."

Rachael: "Huh? Sorry dad, I was zoned out."

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