July 08, 2005
Torture Level
Now that cranking up the stereo has been redefined as torture, and we've all been tragically reminded about what this whole "war on terror" is about, I think it's time to codify our official "torture" response. In ascending order of harshness:
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- Christine Aguilara
- Hanson
- Pat Boone
- Tiny Tim
- Roseanne Barr
Posted by: Ted at
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Pat Boone could make anyone homicidal.
Posted by: Derek at July 08, 2005 11:26 AM (wEVXE)
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Tiny Tim? That's harsh man, it wouldn't take to many "Tip toe through the tulips" for me to snap and tell you everything.
Posted by: Oorgo at July 08, 2005 01:41 PM (lM0qs)
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All you'd have to do with me is play a few television commercial jingles. I can't name any or else I'll start singing them for the next 60 days straight and will end up stabbing my eardrums with a letter opener and we certainly can't have advertisements be the last thing my precious ears were able to hear.
*scream*
*scream*
Posted by: dawn at July 08, 2005 06:08 PM (jFpDX)
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I actually bought some Tiny Tim albums at a tag sale about 15 years ago. They weren't half bad. The guy was very funny and very sentimental. He did a great interpretation of As Time Goes By.
Posted by: Tuning Spork at July 09, 2005 01:26 AM (dAxz/)
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And an excellent rendition of Stout Hearted Men.
Posted by: triticale at July 09, 2005 09:18 PM (DkZob)
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